Voter fraud = minority vote suppression

...according to the New York Times, anyway...Althouse posted on this article here:

http://althouse.blogspot.com/2007/03/in-partisan-republican-circles-pursuit.html

I was inspired to write the following:

When I have carelessly misplaced at times
My own conservative decoder ring
Thank goodness that I have the New York Slimes
To help me translate English to "right-wing"
If I should say, "I don't like voter fraud"
Obviously, I hate the darker skinned
If I recite "One nation under God"
I'd "throw the gays in jail, for they have sinned!"